“Mum, I hate you so much I want to shoot you“
Apparently not buying a Dora toy is a crime that is punishable with death by firing squad.
Nice.
Archive for June, 2006
She’s a tripod.
Sitting here, working, I hear a scream from Mina’s room.
“MUM! There’s something WRONG! Oh no!”
“What is it Mina?”
Given the urgency of her voice, I am thinking that, I dunno, the door fell off the hinge or something – or she has split her head open again (actually, now I think of it, the head injury was much less urgent).
Mina screams:
“I have THREE Dora socks, but I only have TWO FEET!”
Jason says:
“Well you’d better grow an extra leg then!”
I love my family.
Another One Bites the Dust
http://www.shoutwire.com/comments/14524/Pirate_Bay_Raided_by_Swedish_Police
I am not sure which is sadder, actually. The article itself or the idiots in the comments.
natachasuttor: So...15 August draw? I didn't win it, obviously....
em: I guess this means hubby and I are solemates after all...
grungerockchick: Oh LOVE. Love love LOVE. This is SO ME. I've also had this lesson r...
tealou: Thank you for commenting, Monnie. That's what I meant. I wasn't trying...
